Chicken Chernobyl - The hottest curry available from your local Indian takeaway, a real ring stinger. Review There aren't too many books, let alone in the nautical world, which generate a succession of chuckles. Plus a significant contribution to the unique tradition of Jack and his inimitable ability to 'ave 'is tickler and see the bloody twelve roll on. Exhortation by parade ground instructor to put more effort and pride into a marching drill. Jackspeak, a guide to Naval language which has become mainstream…. Adam and Eve on a raft Two fried eggs on a piece of toast. Jackspeak is a comprehensive reference guide to the humorous and colourful slang of the Senior Service, explaining in layman's termsthe otherwise cryptic everyday language of the Royal Navy, the Royal Marines and the Fleet Air Arm.
Hit someone or something very hard. A cruet holding salt, pepper and mustard. Chuckle gap - The area of bare skin on a lady's thigh between the stocking top and knickers, because when you get that far you're laughing. Jackspeak is a comprehensive humorous and colourful guide to the slang and usage of the Royal Navy and the Royal Marines, including the Submarine Service and Fleet Air Arm. Flotsam: cargo or equipment lost overboard Free and easy: old sailing term for a ship whose sheets sail control ropes had been eased off and is now running free before the wind Fudging the issue: faulty aims or reasoning Fungus farm: beard Taken from Jackspeak, a guide to British Naval Slang and usage by Rick Jolly and illustrated by Tug, Conway Books, 2011.
A one paper bagger implies an unattractive face. Highly recommended as a standard reference. With useful cross-references and examples of common usagethroughout, along with excellent illustrations by Tugg, the cartoonistfrom service newspaper Navy News, it is the essential book forcurrent and ex-Navy personnel and their families, or anyone interested in the modern armed forces. Copper -bottomed: protective copper sheathing plates fitted to wooden hulls to reduce attacks by teredo worms so the wood lasted longer and the ship went faster as the copper also discouraged barnacle and weed growth, now something guaranteed to be worthwhile has a copper-bottomed guarantee. Bennett is described as Australian, and the snorkers references attributed to him alone, which suggests a possible antipodean derivation of the word. The term used to be a measure of accuracy in the complex art of gunnery. Open Jackspeak at any page and you're pretty much guaranteed to laugh.
Creek: a narrow inlet usually within a natural harbour which is tidal so dried out at low water. Chinese Whispers - The law that states a people hear what they want to hear and b superiors do not hear what their subordinates want them to hear. Rick is also the founding chairman of the South Atlantic Medal Association for Falklands veterans. With useful cross-references and examples of common usagethroughout, along with excellent illustrations by Tugg, the cartoonistfrom service newspaper Navy News, it is the essential book forcurrent and ex-Navy personnel and their families, or anyone interested in the modern armed forces. Often the beach chosen is on some deserted island, so clothing becomes bright and colourful — banyan rig — and the informal tone of proceedings is both relaxed and refreshing for officers and ratings alike.
Some adquals entitled the holder to extra pay. The armed services of every nation have their own slang and usage that grows up in separation of their parent societies. Circuits and bumps: landing practice for pilots. Snorkers is the nickname for pre-cooked tinned sausages. Articles of War Formidable 17th century document laying down the duties of Royal Navy personnel and the draconian penalties to be suffered by those who fail to carry them out. The barge pole itself is an indicator that the speaker does not even want first-remove contact, let alone personal contact.
Cake and arse party - Jack's term for any state of total disorganisation, often qualified with the adjective real. Conway is proud to present a revised and updated edition of this classic volume, which is already acknowledged as the standard reference for every Jack, Jenny and Royal joining the Andrew, or for any civvy who wants a real insight into the unique culture of the Navy. In extreme cold the brass contracted more than the iron so the balls were too large for the brass rings and the top cannon ball pushed the lower ones off the plate. Conway is proud to present a revised and updated edition of this classic volume, which is already acknowledged as the standard reference for every Jack, Jenny and Royal joining the Andrew, or for any civvy who wants a real insight into the unique culture of the Navy. Char: Hindu word for tea. Signal flags have a head and a tail for attachment to a halyard.
When the mirror-landing sight was developed in Britain! Chunter esp Royal Marines - To mutter, mumble and grumble. With useful cross-references and examples of common usagethroughout, along with excellent illustrations by Tugg, the cartoonistfrom service newspaper Navy News, it is the essential book forcurrent and ex-Navy personnel and their families, or anyone interested in the modern armed forces. Are we sitting comfortably, boys and girls? Jack will also describe the action of passing through the main gate of a Dockyard, Naval establishment or air station as going ashore, whether he does so by car or on foot. Then they asked me what I thought about that. Can also be used as all night in to describe a watch-keeper whose sleep, for once, has been unbroken.
Edited March 18, 2015 by Jagfury327. Cheesy hammy eggy - Standard Naval food. Consisting of cheese on toast with a slice of ham incorporated and a fried egg on top. Exclamation of admiration and congratulation derived from the game of darts, but can be used in a wider context to mean Well done! In the old days, NavSec was Naval Assistant to the Second Sea Lord, and was said to take a keen interest in what the young chaps wanted — in order to be able to disappoint them — hence the alternate title of Disappointer! Bandy Traditional older nickname for anyone called Evans. Cuts very little ice: wooden ships could make very little progress in pack ice, now means the speaker has made very little impression on the listener.
Alert Three applications here: 1. Outrageous sums of money can then be offerred for the most useless items, with the article often returned to the pool for re-auction. Not enough room to swing a cat: Confined space. If the cable was run out all the way it was at the bitter end and was at its limit. It would be fair to say that there is a fair amount of rivalry between the cherryberries and the cabbage hats. Captain Jolly and Tugg bring back the days that seem to disappear slowly under the pressure of awkward modernity, fiscal cuts, and political correctness. Bumph: description of never-ending stream of paperwork.