44: Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama is so sweet, I hugged her and got a sugar high.
Your mother is so fat, she wears watches on both her arms, because the time difference between them is so big.
How to say yo mama jokes? Yo mama is so rich, she plays Monopoly with real cash.
Yo mama is so silly, she thought Eminem was a candy wrapper.
Yo mama is so strong, she was arrested for shop-lifting.