What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Customer What do you call Batman when he skips church? 2 hours later Bob calls: — Boss, I followed your advice, and I feel great! People started talking to me and thanking me for the movie.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? They take things so literally.
Because they could spend years at C.
Because it lifts their spirits.
And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall receive eternal life! Owls always look like they just saw a penis for the first time.