Yo mama is so big that there is a time difference between her two buttocks Yo mama so fat she blew out both her tires on her roller skates Yo Mama so lazy AND fat, she ate all the lunch meat, and didn't bother to pack yo lunch.
Yo mama so fat she got her own area code Your mom is so fat, the NASA ordered her to clean up the satellite junks floating above.
yo mama so fat that when she put a sparkley dress, she almost brought back disco.
Your mom is so fat, she is standing on Marianas Trench, which is the reason why it's the lowest point on Earth.
Yo mama is so fat her middle name is steak.
People eat to survive, but from the way you eat, you should probably be immortal.