" Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back Yo Mama so ugly, before she walked into a tree, it yelled "Timber! Yo Mama is so ugly that not even CSI could solve that mystery.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure! "Bloody Mary put up sign said out of business" Yo mamas so ugly she's the reason why Sonic the Hedgehog runs Your mama is so ugly she needs a prescription strength mirror! Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.